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We are two of the most wizard cats at Slow Knowledge. We have had a blog for 12 minutes now and we hope y'all enjoy reading our blog of blogginess. 😀 So far, we haven't decided on a topic to blog about, but I'm sure that in time, inspiration will strike like the Chloe Lewis playing baseball. #christiansux

-Ty

me too #christiansux

-Savanah

But fo rill, we live in a hick town called Ephraim. On Wednesdays, we enjoy afternoon tea and pestering #christiansux all day. We also taxidermy small rodents on special occasions, meanwhile rubbing ourselves in cocoa butter. Fun fact: It softens and moistens the skin, giving you a brighter, better complexion. #suckitproactive. We wash our hair with bananas to make it look more yellow, like Donald Trump's. We would like to extend a personal debt of gratitude to the Trumpitizer for inspiring part of this blog. #2k16candidate. People in Ephraim are either college kids or a kajabillion years old. This weekend, I also got a new juicer and juiced the sh*t out of some asparagus. #suckitasparagus. Thus, the conclusion of our first post.

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